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Hello Dum Dums

by Spazztic Blurr

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Blurr Gods 03:13
BLURR GODDZ Four friends who think they’ll save the day Well, they’re rude and they stink but they’ll never GO AWAY! Spazztic Blurr’s got a brand new song C’mon everybody, try to sing along, it goes NA-NA-NA-NA-NA (something like that) Let me tell you how it all began But first let’s try to sing together again Now it’s story time… Their spaceship was ready to chart the stars To go where no band had ever gone Flight preparations were almost done Breakfast… lunch… I said LUNCH, NOT LAUNCH!! (Marco: “SORRY!) Where in the world did the Blurr Hoggs go? And how will they ever get back home? Step right up, you won't believe your eyes Spazztic Blurr left the world behind KNEEL AT THE ALTAR OF THE BLURR GODZZ!! Somehow they acquired worthless superpowers Traveling the universe at a thousand miles an hour Marco grew a dorsal fin - even though he cannot swim Ryan drinks Dew for days and never has to take a piss - MARCO!! Eric’s crappy magic ring shut down every Burger King Mr. Slate hasn’t changed - not a single fucking thing But we don’t give a shit, we like the way our costumes fit Blurr is better and bigger… As our stench lingers, you’ll get the middle finger As we fly away in our spaceship
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BEDROCK BLURR Fred and Barney got fucked up and lied to Wilma and Betty. They told them they went bowling, only knowing on this night, Flintstone and Rubble looked for trouble… what did they find? A couple of queebs making noise and having a good time! And that’s one thing that Fred and Barney hate Is a couple of queebs that don’t know how to skate. They kicked in their heads, took their boards and fled ONWARD, ONWARD into the night, Fred and Barney skated, drunk and looking for another battle! Fred and Barney, Wilma, Betty, Pebbles and Bamm-Bamm, Arnold the Paperboy, Mister Slate, DINO, HOPPY, GREAT GAZOO
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THE NIGHT HE CAME-A HOME He had to make things right and do it all alone The night he came-a home He slipped away one night aboard a flight to Rome… And left behind his phone He had to make things right… End the dispute An offer they can’t refuse Bullets and grenades In his Les Paul case He’ll strike when no one sees Like a rare disease He’s settling a grudge Now I’ve said too much This is strictly business Severed horse’s head on the pillow They’ll sleep with the fishes Bodies found shot dead in Monticello The happy ending to this silent movie is a lie And as the credits roll you’ll soon see we all die Try to get a refund if you can Rewinding it to where it all began This is strictly business Severed horse’s head on the pillow They’ll sleep with the fishes Bodies found shot dead in Monticello Strangled with the wire of a piano Unexpected death – LIKE CARLO Vengeance on the night he came-a home
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BEDROCK BLURR Fred and Barney got fucked up and lied to Wilma and Betty. They told them they went bowling, only knowing on this night, Flintstone and Rubble looked for trouble… what did they find? A couple of queebs making noise and having a good time! And that’s one thing that Fred and Barney hate Is a couple of queebs that don’t know how to skate. They kicked in their heads, took their boards and fled ONWARD, ONWARD into the night, Fred and Barney skated, drunk and looking for another battle! Fred and Barney, Wilma, Betty, Pebbles and Bamm-Bamm, Arnold the Paperboy, Mister Slate, DINO, HOPPY, GREAT GAZOO
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VULTURES & DOVES A curious fable unfolds VULTURES – scanning the earth down below DOVES – a symbol of peace, love and hope BUTCHERS – just want to cut out your throat Migrating north to the Caspian Sea Driven to fulfill its feathered destiny Various levels of flight VULTURES – return to their roost every night DOVES - at weddings, released to the sky RAPTORS – just want to peck out your eyes Forging its way through the valley of kings Soaring away on illustrious wings Higher and higher… empty nest Flying and flying… emptiness Wondrous is the mockingbird; it sings its song so sweet Magical, the mallard as it traipses on webbed feet 17,000 feet IN THE AIR Searching for something TO EAT Eyesight attuned to FAVORITE FOODS Preferably rotten meat Especially rotten meat AND FRUIT Doves are a different breed Feeding on nuts and SEEDS
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DEF METAL Intro death growl: August Bass! How low can you go? Abolish the rules made of stone On leather steeds they ride It’s tricky to rock a rhyme And slay some innocent fool Sipping on gin and juice Into the crypts of rays Yo, Dre, I got somethin’ to say Something Italian by Marco Carcass, Megadeth, A Tribe Called Quest And Wu-Tang Clan and Exodus Boogie Down Productions, Agent Steel And Death Angel and Cypress Hill Nuclear Assault, LL Cool J And Metal Church… NWA HEY! HEY! HEY! Let’s go! It’s funky, it’s heavy, you better get ready, there’s no need to fear cuz DEF METAL is here to stay! Hit The Lights, I Like Big Butts, U Can’t Touch This, Raining Blood Ghostface Killah… Sepultura… Queen Latifah… DOOM (August) Iron Maiden… Flavor Flav and … Suffocation… Ice Cube Hell Awaits, Licensed To Ill, Paid In Full, Pleasure To Kill
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Fuck Yeah 01:41
FUCK YEAH Fuck yeah! This is the desert! Boner time! Boner time! This is the desert! BIG RED STIFFY!! Fuck… suck… cum… yum… cum… yum… fuck… SUCK!!! SHAKEY’S DEVIL! SHAKEY’S DEVIL!
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F.O.A.D. Records 2016
Ash Music 2016

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released November 4, 2016

Produced: Spazztic Blurr
Executive Producer: Jason Charles for Ash Music
Recorded at Marco Manor
Engineered and Mixed by Lucas Danner
Mastered by Jim Plotkin
Artwork by Bub Johnson and Marco Sharko
Graphic Design/Layout by "View From The Coffin"
www.viewfromthecoffin.com
www.facebook.com/spazzticblurr1
www.ashmusicpdx.com
www.foadrecords.it
www.scareystore.com

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