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Blurr Gods
03:13
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BLURR GODDZ
Four friends who think they’ll save the day
Well, they’re rude and they stink but they’ll never GO AWAY!
Spazztic Blurr’s got a brand new song
C’mon everybody, try to sing along, it goes NA-NA-NA-NA-NA (something like that)
Let me tell you how it all began
But first let’s try to sing together again
Now it’s story time…
Their spaceship was ready to chart the stars
To go where no band had ever gone
Flight preparations were almost done
Breakfast… lunch… I said LUNCH, NOT LAUNCH!! (Marco: “SORRY!)
Where in the world did the Blurr Hoggs go?
And how will they ever get back home?
Step right up, you won't believe your eyes
Spazztic Blurr left the world behind
KNEEL AT THE ALTAR OF THE BLURR GODZZ!!
Somehow they acquired worthless superpowers
Traveling the universe at a thousand miles an hour
Marco grew a dorsal fin - even though he cannot swim
Ryan drinks Dew for days and never has to take a piss - MARCO!!
Eric’s crappy magic ring shut down every Burger King
Mr. Slate hasn’t changed - not a single fucking thing
But we don’t give a shit, we like the way our costumes fit
Blurr is better and bigger…
As our stench lingers, you’ll get the middle finger
As we fly away in our spaceship
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Let There Be Blurr
01:26
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BEDROCK BLURR
Fred and Barney got fucked up and lied to Wilma and Betty.
They told them they went bowling, only knowing on this night,
Flintstone and Rubble looked for trouble… what did they find?
A couple of queebs making noise and having a good time!
And that’s one thing that Fred and Barney hate
Is a couple of queebs that don’t know how to skate.
They kicked in their heads, took their boards and fled
ONWARD, ONWARD into the night,
Fred and Barney skated, drunk and looking for another battle!
Fred and Barney, Wilma, Betty, Pebbles and Bamm-Bamm,
Arnold the Paperboy, Mister Slate, DINO, HOPPY, GREAT GAZOO
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The Night He-Came-A-Home
05:04
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THE NIGHT HE CAME-A HOME
He had to make things right and do it all alone
The night he came-a home
He slipped away one night aboard a flight to Rome…
And left behind his phone
He had to make things right…
End the dispute
An offer they can’t refuse
Bullets and grenades
In his Les Paul case
He’ll strike when no one sees
Like a rare disease
He’s settling a grudge
Now I’ve said too much
This is strictly business
Severed horse’s head on the pillow
They’ll sleep with the fishes
Bodies found shot dead in Monticello
The happy ending to this silent movie is a lie
And as the credits roll you’ll soon see we all die
Try to get a refund if you can
Rewinding it to where it all began
This is strictly business
Severed horse’s head on the pillow
They’ll sleep with the fishes
Bodies found shot dead in Monticello
Strangled with the wire of a piano
Unexpected death – LIKE CARLO
Vengeance on the night he came-a home
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Bedrock Blurr
02:15
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BEDROCK BLURR
Fred and Barney got fucked up and lied to Wilma and Betty.
They told them they went bowling, only knowing on this night,
Flintstone and Rubble looked for trouble… what did they find?
A couple of queebs making noise and having a good time!
And that’s one thing that Fred and Barney hate
Is a couple of queebs that don’t know how to skate.
They kicked in their heads, took their boards and fled
ONWARD, ONWARD into the night,
Fred and Barney skated, drunk and looking for another battle!
Fred and Barney, Wilma, Betty, Pebbles and Bamm-Bamm,
Arnold the Paperboy, Mister Slate, DINO, HOPPY, GREAT GAZOO
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Vultures and Doves
04:30
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VULTURES & DOVES
A curious fable unfolds
VULTURES – scanning the earth down below
DOVES – a symbol of peace, love and hope
BUTCHERS – just want to cut out your throat
Migrating north to the Caspian Sea
Driven to fulfill its feathered destiny
Various levels of flight
VULTURES – return to their roost every night
DOVES - at weddings, released to the sky
RAPTORS – just want to peck out your eyes
Forging its way through the valley of kings
Soaring away on illustrious wings
Higher and higher… empty nest
Flying and flying… emptiness
Wondrous is the mockingbird; it sings its song so sweet
Magical, the mallard as it traipses on webbed feet
17,000 feet IN THE AIR
Searching for something TO EAT
Eyesight attuned to FAVORITE FOODS
Preferably rotten meat
Especially rotten meat AND FRUIT
Doves are a different breed
Feeding on nuts and SEEDS
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Def Metal ABC's
03:20
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DEF METAL
Intro death growl: August
Bass! How low can you go?
Abolish the rules made of stone
On leather steeds they ride
It’s tricky to rock a rhyme
And slay some innocent fool
Sipping on gin and juice
Into the crypts of rays
Yo, Dre, I got somethin’ to say
Something Italian by Marco
Carcass, Megadeth, A Tribe Called Quest
And Wu-Tang Clan and Exodus
Boogie Down Productions, Agent Steel
And Death Angel and Cypress Hill
Nuclear Assault, LL Cool J
And Metal Church… NWA
HEY! HEY! HEY! Let’s go!
It’s funky, it’s heavy, you better get ready, there’s no need to fear cuz DEF METAL is here to stay!
Hit The Lights, I Like Big Butts, U Can’t Touch This, Raining Blood
Ghostface Killah… Sepultura… Queen Latifah… DOOM (August)
Iron Maiden… Flavor Flav and … Suffocation… Ice Cube
Hell Awaits, Licensed To Ill, Paid In Full, Pleasure To Kill
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7. |
Fuck Yeah
01:41
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FUCK YEAH
Fuck yeah! This is the desert! Boner time!
Boner time! This is the desert! BIG RED STIFFY!!
Fuck… suck… cum… yum… cum… yum… fuck… SUCK!!!
SHAKEY’S DEVIL! SHAKEY’S DEVIL!
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